You know you travel too much when ...

1. You reach the requirement to maintain your frequent flyer status 4 months early



2. You've seen all the in-house movies at least twice before at different hotels



3. You opt to sleep through the in-flight movie



4. The airport security staff all know you



5. The flight attendants know your name



6. You wake up in the morning and don't know where you are


7. You feel like you're living in a daze


8. You become the world's greatest clutz -- in the past two weeks I've cut my heel, and tonight I dropped my suitcase on my ankle

I'm a tired girl ... I need a holiday!